To avoid being tacky, we are skipping Lame Jeopardy Story Thursday. If you haven’t heard, Alex Trebek had a minor heart attack the other day, so it doesn’t seem quite right to poke fun. They will return next week with even lamer stories than you ever could have imagined!

Also, did I mention the grading? My brain is fried (so fried I originally typed ‘friend’). I have students thinking Hanukkah is a celebration of Jesus and, despite me lecturing on it several times, continuing to put punctuation OUTSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS. If I ever got a tattoo, it would say “Punctuation Goes Outside the Quotation Marks, Foolz”