1. It is raining

2. I realized last night as I sat in the stands at Busch watching Rick Ankiel be his AWESOME self that it is now semi-awkward to say things like “I want to marry Rick Ankiel.”


4. Eventually finding a hot dog, and the stomach ache that ensued.

5. Being out until 12am when you have to awaken 5 1/2 hours later and explain to one of your students that illegal immigrants are all rapists is NOT a valid argument. (TRUE STORY)

6. It is REALLY raining

7. Apparently, there’s this thing called my wedding happening in 10 DAYS.

8. I did not pack Starburst in my lunch

9. My ziploc bags make my sandwich taste funny.

10. It appears to still be raining.