Me1: You should blog today.

Me2: Yes, but DO NOT talk about weather.  People do not want to read about the weather.

Me3: THERE IS RAIN AND CLOUDS AND COLD AND HOW CAN YOU NOT BLOG ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO SUN OR WARM OR ANYTHING GOOD.

Me1: Perhaps we should avoid the topic of weather.  What other topics could we discuss?

Me2: Politics?  Grammar?  Wedding?  House?

Me3: OR THE FACT THAT IT IS RAINING AND COLD AND CLOUDY.  DID I MENTION THAT IT IS COLD!  COLD!  40S!  IT’S APRIL!

Me1: You needn’t shout.

Me2: Shut the hell up, bastard.

Me3: IT’S COLD.  THERE IS NO SUN.   NO SUN.  FOR DAYS.  AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS.

Me1: Really, let’s get ourselves together and be productive.

Me3: NO.  LOOK AT THE WEATHER.  THERE’S THREE NEWS CHANNELS AND WEATHER.COM TO LOOK AT–WHEN WILL THE COLDS AND CLOUDS CEASE?

Me2: Tomorrow–SO SHUT UP.

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